Wipeout!

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Friday, July 8, 2011

First thing this morning, I had to find out about how the two game shows went yesterday.  Exciting news, the girls dominate both shows.  You know what that means – Mr. Yip is matching the winnings yuan for yuan.  The promise has been extended to anymore winnings they may receive as a result of any other game shows on the trip.  In addition to doubling their earnings, Mr. Yip has requested that a fabulous room at the best KTV (karaoke) in Macau be reserved for the girls after their packed schedule.  You can tell that the board members sincerely care about the girls, and it’s not just all for show.

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The morning has a delayed start of 10AM, which was a nice change of pace.  The reason for the delay wasn’t as nice.  Several of the girls’ have fallen ill, and the delayed start was due to trips to see doctors and hospitals.  The rest of us climb aboard the bus on our way to the first stop of the day which is Hefei’s version of “It’s a Small World”.  Each building houses a multitude of information about different East Asian nations with scaled down replicas of historical landmarks.  There are also interesting sculptures peppered throughout the park.  The crew from the television station is there to capture every second of the girls walking through the park.  Once they get to the amphitheater for the water show, the girls are split up to do different little ads for the station and probably the park.

We file back on the bus, and it’s time for lunch already.  After lunch, we head to the water park next to the Hefei Aquarium.  Five of the girls have volunteered to compete on “Boys vs. Girls”, an obstacle course game much like “Wipeout” in the States which we got from Japan, if I’m not mistaken.  Two groups of youth martials arts groups perform for the intro.  The first group is mostly older elementary school kids with nunchuks.  The second group are little kindergarteners showing off their kick and punches.  Too cute . . . and deadly!  Yi Yao (Contestant #1), Isabella Chan (Contestant #11), and Danni Wang (Contestant #7) all get a chance to perform before the competition begins.  Yi sings a classic Mandarin song.  Isabella raps which throws the hosts of the program completely for a loop.  Danni performs a sultry dance involving a chair, a hat, and some hip shakes in a bright red, fringe-filled outfit.  The five volunteers, however, are not the performers, but the brave Ivy Hu (#4), Yufei Liu (#5), Miriam Lau (#6), Allison Ye (#10), and Mei Shao (#11).  With all of the obstacles moving and sprayed with water, it’s not an easy course to navigate.  Unlike a typical ropes course, there isn’t hardly anything to grab a hold of when your foot gives way, so the girls have to get creative.  The hosts give the team members a lot of pointers like the faster you can make it through each obstacle, the safer you will be, and the longer you take the more fear will build up.

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Allison volunteers herself to go first.  She makes it to the spinning bit before she hits the water which is about 1/3 of the way through the course.  The makeup was most definitely waterproof because she still looked great being hoisted out of the water.  Yufei is 100% sure that she will make it through the entire course when the hosts interview her.  She gets to the top of the moving staircase before she’s thrown into the water which is about ½ through the course and the farthest any of the five girls get.  When the hosts ask for the next volunteer, the three girls point to Pan Pan, who stands in for Contestant #8.  He tries his best, but the fourth “toadstool” gives him trouble. Miriam is next, and she takes the hosts advice about going through the obstacles at quickly as possible . . . perhaps a little too quickly because she overshoots the trampoline and takes a header into the water getting passed just the first obstacle.  Ivy is our last hope, but the fourth “toadstool” also proves to be her foe.  The game ends pretty early, so Pan Pan gives it another go and wrestles again with the final “toadstool”.  Though the game was short, I am thankful to get out of the sun and heat and head back to the hotel.  

A quick shower and costume change, and the whole gang is back in the lobby.  I am greeted with a big hug by Miriam, the W&M alumna, and then, we’re on the bus for our farewell dinner.  We pull up to this secluded spot in the hills.  The parking lot is packed, and people crowd the entire area.  The  entrance is like entering a grand Chinese home with a large door where you must take a big step to cross over the threshold.  You pass through a hallway where there are sample dishes on display as well as aquariums holding future meals.  Once you get passed the line of woks and cooks, the space opens into a great hall decked out much like the inns you see in Chinese period movies with a lofted second floor where you can see those down below.  The woodwork is intricate and reminiscent of times gone by, as if you were gazing into the inner chambers of a wealthy family.

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Little did we know what we were in for, but all of a sudden a disembodied, male voice in the operatic style starts speak-singing to the customers.  The lights on stage are lit, and an actor in operatic costumer walks out and begins to sing followed by an actress also in period costume.  I wasn’t expecting dinner AND a show.  A few more actors come out and sing very classical songs; then, it’s time to dig in.  One of the most well-known, well-attended establishments in Hefei, dish after dish of local eats come out from the kitchen.  The waitresses end up stacking dishes on the lazy susan because of the large amounts of food going uneaten.  For this foodie, I was not impressed with the amount of oil and salt in the food, but thus is the style here in Hefei, Anhui.  The typical cuisine is also heavy on root vegetables and legumes like sweet potatoes, purple yams, peanuts, soy beans, and taro.

Tomorrow we leave for Zhongshan, Guangzhou.  I will need to brush up on my Cantonese if were going to be in the province where the language started.

Miss NY Chinese vs. the Anhui Belles

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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

What a luxurious morning!  We don’t have to meet until 9AM in the lobby, so I slowly enjoy my breakfast.  Today, the only thing on the agenda today is taping a couple of episodes of a game show against the local beauty contestants.  Back on the bus and on our way to the current site of the TV studio.    As you enter the building, it is dark and rundown.  The lobby and hallways wreak of cigarettes.  The   girls are led into their dressing room, and the contestants who aren’t getting styled practice their walking, stop, turn, walk entrance.  The Anhui Belles arrive quite a bit later and with food, soda, and cigarettes.  By the way, there are no smoking signs plastered all over the dressing room.  Can you imagine the fireball that would be produced should an open flame meet the amount of hairspray used in that dressing room?  If not, let’s just say it would be very large.

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It’s lunchtime by the time rehearsals are over.  We eat at the cafeteria, but we have to circumnavigate the entire campus in order to get to lunch.  It seems like there should be a shorter route to lunch, but we haven’t time to find a shortcut.  A quick lunch brings us back to the studio in time for the girls to change and get backstage.  First up to compete are Isabella Chen (Contestant #9), Angela Gao (Contestant #8), and Mei Shao (Contestant #11).  Isabella raps for the talent portion of the competition.  There are three more parts to the show, making a sentence from a random name, verb, and adjective, then there is a game of telephone charades where you pass along a question through only acting out the motions, and finally a swimsuit competition.  Three judges make the decision to give the teams points based on their thoughts and feelings, purely subjectively.  Even though I think we had a stronger team and far more intelligent contestants, the Anhui Belles won this first round.

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I observed that a lot of the Anhui belles probably had work done, and later, it was confirmed by the belles themselves that they had breast augmentation and other work done.  It seems a common practice for Chinese pageant contestants to have work done, so naturally, the Chinese beauty contestants would be spokespeople for the Hefei Gorgeous Reshaping Cosmetology Hospital whereas American beauty contestants  would catch a lot of flack.  Hopefully, the last few appearances won’t reflect poorly on the girls when they get back to the States because even though none of them have had any work done, just being photographed walking in or out of those hospitals can be taken completely out of context by the media.

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Dinner was barely an instant before the next set of girls were up.  This time, we have Ivy Hu (Contestant #4), Yufei Liu (Contestant #5), Jike Sun (Contestant #13), and Jasmine Hayter (Contestant #14).  The talent portion was a stylized cha-cha for one by Jasmine who has been studying dance since the age of five.  She was a crowd favorite.  The Miss NY Chinese owned the second round against the Anhui Belles.  It was such a great relief to know that the judges were finally realizing that the NYC gals weren’t just pretty faces.  On the bus back to the hotel, Mr. Yip challenged the girls.  Should the girls win again, he would match the prize money one for one.

I am looking forward to spending my day off in my room editing and posting.  The other staffers are off to Jiu Hua Mountain for a hike and a little sightseeing.  Let’s hope the ladies win both of tomorrow’s tapings!